Total Medals Earned: 1,024 (From 252 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,815 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Cute cat, hisses when petted.
Friendly dog, tore previous owner to shreds.
Ferocious Bear! Probably of Russian Origin.
Sad Frog. Might be gay.
Crazy Horse! Will stomp your face!
Gas escaping or forcefully pushed from the inside of anal cavity.
A feral monkey, probably the original incubator of the HIV virus.
A genius creature so filthy, religions won't eat it.
A savage donkey, responsible for the death of hundreds of villagers. Never apprehended for fear of donkey death.
Medals Earned: 17/19 (535/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Read all books!
Find all health upgrades!
Find and Kill Billy!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Medals Earned: 3/19 (60/485 points)
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/200 points)
10 Levels Completed
50 Levels Completed
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Jump to the Top of Noobie Island!
Get to the Top of Dark Hill
Get to the Top of Enol Hill
Get to the Top of the Twin Peaks
Climb the first 4 mountains!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 7/27 (95/960 points)
Reach level 5
Do a Power Smash
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Reach the 2nd background
Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Reach level 10
Do a meteor strike
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Do a close call on a power smash
Reach level 15
Reach the 3rd background
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Reach level 20
Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the robot to the max
Complete the game
Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 25
Upgrade everything to the max
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/175 points)
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
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