Total Medals Earned: 1,006 (From 249 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,270 Points
Medals Earned: 16/21 (185/370 points)
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/110 points)
Tasty.
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 3/24 (15/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 21
Complete level 20
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (225/325 points)
Visit the firing range
Get 10 headshots
Get 10 kills
Get 50 headshots
Get 100 kills
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 kills
Prestige in ranked mode
Medals Earned: 8/8 (370/370 points)
Get 10 headshots.
Get 10 kills.
Get 100 headshots.
Get 100 kills.
Get 1,000 headshots.
Get 1,000 kills.
Earn 4 stars for all game modes.
Prestige your profile.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/75 points)
Lose on level one
Beat the first fifteen levels.
Beat twenty-five levels.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Colors
Puzzler
Smarty
Escape!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/510 points)
Click 200 buttons
Earn 63 Novice medals
Play for 30 minutes
Destroy 500 targets
Complete all 24 campaign stages
Play for 1 hour
Spend 60 minutes in the practice range
Play for 2 hours
Earn 63 Veteran medals
Earn 63 Expert medals
Attain 100% game completion
Play for 3 hours